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Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local food
(www.dexerto.com)
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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I can never quite tell whether that means that they loathed it, or that they went mad for it.
Ranch induced psychosis is a terrible blight on humanity!
It really is a terrible business. I had a friend who went the United States once, tried it, and then had a psychotic break where he started thinking he was a male sheep.
He ultimately had to be sent to a farm upstate for treatment. Some place called the Ram Ranch.
The place with all the throbbing cocks? I hear they produce the best poultry.
they went wild, as in good. like when a dog gets its first taste of ice cream. they go bananas, knocking tables over and smashing into bookshelves to get their prissy little european hands on that tub of ronch
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