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This article leaves me asking many questions.

If I were her and felt like I had "conquered death," I would want to find out how all those neurotoxins ended up in my lymphatic system.

Does anybody else in my immediate circle also have them in theirs? Because if they didn't come from the environment and ifs not a question of where did they come from, it might be a question of who did they come from.