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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 34 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Just wait till he learns that the clitoris is a micro penis and that those folds women have, are the prelude to testicles.

We are all sexless creatures that could go either way and depending on the sperm, we become man or woman.

[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

I'd say the penis is an engorged clit. But I guess it's a perspective thing.

[–] MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Your perspective is more correct, because it starts out tiny and gets bigger. Clitoris is the default.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

when does it get bigger? almost 40years and I'm still waiting

[–] MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

It only grows due to testosterone exposure during pre-natal development. It can grow a little bit in AFAB individuals who take testosterone but if you're AMAB and it's fully developed it's as big as it'll get for you.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Check your spam folder

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Have you ever thought about anything erotic, such as rhubarb?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

Find porn you enjoy, watch it grow.

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