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[–] Saganaki@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

American Biscuits and Gravy is pretty much universally approved once they get past the appearance.

Tried it some relatives some time back. They were so confused/disgusted until they tried it. Wanted it every morning for their visit thereafter.

Every time I call them they mention missing it.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

indeed. also if they get a taste of kraft macaroni and cheese they basically get a tattoo of a box