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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think it'd take less time to write down the things that aren't.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Ya got me curious on what would be on that list. I got nothing coming to mind.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I'd say the ability to out themselves as pedophiles and get themselves locked away from society is a positive.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 5 points 9 hours ago

I don't know either, but I'd say my original point stands. "nothing" is still shorter than saying "everything"

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Cute animal in the logo.

And they also... No, that's actually it.