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[–] Akh@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with the GOP?

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 26 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I think it'd take less time to write down the things that aren't.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Ya got me curious on what would be on that list. I got nothing coming to mind.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'd say the ability to out themselves as pedophiles and get themselves locked away from society is a positive.

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