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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 146 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Kash Patel is a UFC fanboy.

Just like everyone else on the admin payroll, he is just using the position as his personal entertainment budget and holiday fund

Next he'll pay George Lucas to come visit him to "advise on Star Wars defence systems" while he gets his collectibles signed.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (10 children)

It's fucking wild that right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism, they're holding this event at the WH and you know security will be a shitshow.

I'll be shocked if it's not attacked

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

…and how about the soccer world cqp this Summer?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm kind of hoping the rest of the world wakes up and realizes that sending teams to the US to compete right now us just as bad as sending teams to Russia. The world should boycott it, and let the US claim its trophy after the Saudis field the only other team.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

and the cherry on top would be FIFA losing their pants on this WC after boot licking the rapist pedophile so hard

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