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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

The trick is to typically just tell them it's better milk dressing cuz that is what it is.

Really is only hidden valley ranch that tends to not be liked by a sparkling large number of people.

I've yet to really meet anyone who genuinely dislikes normal ranch AKA buttermilk dressing