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Alternatively, enough caffeine to cause heart damage.
I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”
Adderall, Coffee, Soda, and Nicotine.
I'm definitely ok and a functional member of society.