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Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story
(www.timesofisrael.com)
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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itt: 100 billion lemmings see the phrase "i'm not going to debate you" and immediately take up arms and move to debate positions, so as to maximize the insufferability of the platform writ large
Itt: the person saying "I'm not going to debate you" continues to respond.
Also: "I'm not going to debate you" is not some magic phrase that prevents your statement from being challenged.
In closing: I'm not going to debate you. So if you respond to this you're a hypocrite.
i don't know how i could have possibly been clearer that i don't want the disjointed ramblings of debatecreatures in my inbox, but i know things like "consent" might be a foreign concept to such folk
for you in particular, let's permanently rectify that situation