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[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Israel getting wiped out by its neighbors to start Armageddon

Well then they haven’t really studied the Bible properly if they think it refers to just Israel, literally. Israel is used frequently as an all encompassing term to refer to the ‘church’ as a whole, so all Christians.

Not specifically the country.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No...

But great job assuming that reading a single comment about it somehow means you know more about it than what the comment contained.

I legitimately only know a handful or so of people that overconfident in themselves.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Not sure why you took that in a hostile manner when no hostility was intended.

It wasn’t really directed at you and I only took a part of the statement (which I’ve heard a lot from different sources) to make that observation.

Edit: A shame that text doesn’t adequately convey tone. No ill will my friend.