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Anon the explorer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 17 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yuuup. I'm never gonna forgive Supermassive for killing off my character in Man of Medan because I made the wrong choice at the very beginning of the game.

Spoiler but you should click it anyway

Fuck me for assuming that the experienced diver I'm playing as would know how to handle decompression sickness better than I, some dingus in Kansas. I guess I learned that having one (1) 4.2% ABV beer after surfacing too quickly would prove fatal the next day.

It doesn't even happen during the game. We got the achievement for everyone surviving, and then my character fuckin dies in a cutscene mid credits

Also if you're playing with a full party, you gotta be careful. If your character takes off in the speedboat, they fuck off for the entire game. "When is it gonna get to my turn again?" It doesn't.