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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is in the hospital (lemmy.zip)

submitted 9 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 22 points 9 months ago (7 children)

cuts my dick with a knife

...what?

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A real man would never have had the dick to begin with.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 9 months ago

your body is touching a dick 24/7. super gay

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