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[–] ugjka@lemmy.ugjka.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

how they gonna get air defenses on that island if any, it is so close to mainland that Iran could even lauch FPV drones

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would love to see them try.
It will be a turkey shoot

[–] lumpyluggage@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Each drone costs about $3.50.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

no need to waste more money on killing those invaders if you don't have to.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

easy, having hordes of marines to soak up all the missile and drone attack. since trump considers service membes, "suckers and losers" and hes also asking for 200bn from congress for the "winding down"