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[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 116 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We can just throw them in fire if they want.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (4 children)

No no no. That's not the right response! What you should be doing, is burning a fascist.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

potato potato?

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that literally what they're suggesting?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought the sucking teeth thing meant "Yikes" which means they disagree and find it offensive?

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 days ago

Not a clue, but I do agree with burning fascists

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Do there exist christians who arent?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yes. A large number of them actually.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

The quiet ones who don't attract notice, power, fame, or fortune...

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 4 days ago

Its not that i dont believe you

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

So every single MAGA member?