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I feel gross if I don't brush right after coffee. Can't imagine a month.
Coffee is acidic. If you're brushing right after coffee, you may be damaging the enamel of your teeth (acid + scrubbing is not a good combination). And it can't grow back; once you've lost it, it's gone forever.
Omg, I hate the internet. It wasn't literal, dude.
Excuse me but I think the word you wanted to use there is figurative. Literal doesn't mean literal anymore.
:P
What must his teeth look like? And his breath smell like? Ugh.
Old orange Tic-Tac stumps.