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Wait. If you like sweets it means you have worms?
It’s some weird pseudoscience nonsense recently that a craving for sweets or carbs is because you have intestinal parasites.
Most Americans are so addicted to their synthetic corn sugar that they think "no sugar rush" = "hungry"