Those white clumps were probably his gut lining
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Wait. If you like sweets it means you have worms?
No. It's means the 4Chan user is wrong about lots of things. They ate poison on a pop tart to get rid of worms and then panic ate charcoal. Why would they be right about something when literally everything else they do is the worst possible idea?
Eating charcoal is a decent idea if you've poisoned yourself.
Not as good as going to hospital or just not poisoning yourself in the first place, but it was the first reasonable thing in the post.
It’s some weird pseudoscience nonsense recently that a craving for sweets or carbs is because you have intestinal parasites.
Most Americans are so addicted to their synthetic corn sugar that they think "no sugar rush" = "hungry"
I think they mean if you have a high appetite
It could also be that you have eaten sweets recently, and so you have a craving for sweets.
yes. that's where gummy worms come from
Ohh, I see.
Just ... just go to a doctor. wtf. it is the 21st century.
American probably
OP would even be safer following ChatGPT at this point
Probably did
They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES