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Quadruple amputee cornhole champion facing murder charges in fatal shooting (abcnews.com)

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The victim -- identified as 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells -- was found dead in a yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, according to the Charles County Sheriff's Office.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.

“Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

Yu-Gi-Oh: "You see, 'Pot of Greed' lets me draw two cards."

BK employee: "But, what does 'Pot of Greed' do?"

Altercation begins.