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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

plenty of vapes have nicotine.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

nicotine != tobacco. Tobacco contains nicotine... but a vape is a substitute for tobacco... that's the whole point of it, to get nicotine without using tobacco.

Meat contains protein. If someone uses a protein substitute you don't call it a "meat-shake".

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

eh, it was the best I got

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"meat-shake"

I think I'll add that to my lexicon, like "meat-bag" and "meat popsicle".

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Skv@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's just a purse with Spam inside.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't you tell me what to call my meat shakes

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But is it shaken meat or shakes you get from meat depravation?

It's secretly raspberry milkshake with chunks of raspberry but the straw is shaped like a bone.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Synthetic nicotine is a thing, but not the majority of vape juice. Most of its still just extracted from tobacco.

To continue your metaphor, I wouldnt call beef stock steak, but i wouldnt call it vegetarian, either.

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How would you like your steak?

Drank.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What does nicotine have to do with claiming they are ingesting tobacco?