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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 98 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I am pissed off that I watched that video, and they didn't show the damn dash bong.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Indeed, I wanted to see how the crazy mounted his bong on the dashboard. Adhesive, self-tapping screws, bolts, etc...on a gryo base?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

bro they said built into the dash!

“custom bong device built into the dash ..."

yeah we GOTTA see this shit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah, i can think of a few rigs that are pretty easy to slap together but like, i'm stealing your rims if you want me to do that. and your distributor. fuck driving inebriated, i'll build you a hotbox but not a rolling one.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is the post where I quit thinking you were cool. Now if you'll excuse me it's my rip, can't smoke drive and text. Not enough hands!

knees dude knees

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I KNOW RIGHT WHY DO YOU THINK WE EVEN CLICKED ON THIS

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago

Came to say the same. I was looking for inspiration!

[–] mosspiglet@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago

I was thinking, "any second and they're gonna show that bong". Nope. Very disappointing.