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[โ€“] Davel23@fedia.io 121 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I recall something about him finding a case of candy bars in the plane's wreckage, and hiding them so he could have them all to himself.

[โ€“] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 107 points 15 hours ago

They find an abandoned station full of nonperishable food supplies and he becomes the person in charge of supply rationing.

Also I think at one point they pull the "I tried, but I just can't seem to lose the weight" card and kinda give up.

But most importantly, if he lost a ton of weight those time travel episodes would be tough to track!