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Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chase (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

i mean my experience is they only do shit at 3am when they're trying to arrest people who they expect to be armed and trying to escape. if they're just doing ticket service, they stop by at dinnertime because it embarrasses you in front of the neighbors.