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Anon watches Lost (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I just assumed The Skipper on Giligan's Island ate a lot of coconuts.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There were actually ten people on the Minnow but The Skipper is also a cannibal.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Sadly, it was clear that The Skipper wasn't cool because he didn't eat the rich. Source: I was forced to watch this show on re-runs as a kid.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The Skipper was 60's fat, Hurley is 21st century fat.

The difference is about one entire person.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

Hah, good point.