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[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody. Washington seems to have a lot of repeat offenders that are in and out of the legal system. There's been multiple instances where someone out on bail commits another crime and makes headlines.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

98!
that's Epstein levels of protection if you're still free.

[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This guy is aiming for the high score apparently? It's astounding this man has such a lengthy record and was still roaming free. I wonder how long until he's out again?