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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

but the difference was that it was usually for a ransom and/or demanding that the plane go somewhere else.

"Where do you wanna go man?"
"Right where this plane was meant to go FOUR HOURS AGO"