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Why in the everliving fuck would NASA put ANYTHING Microsoft into a spacecraft?
Because Gates fucked Children with the President on Epstein’s Island…
The entire craft is built by giant US legacy corporations. Boeing, Lockheed, Northrop, etc. Microsoft is just one more in the pile.
Your laptop is built by "legacy corporations, " but if you put Linux onit, it works better.
You would think that Microsoft would be like this is going to space. Let's pull out all the stops. But no, it's the same corporate crap!
It's almost as if this bullshit project was just pork barrelling for overpriced contracts.
They are going to space to seed the cloud
And of all things, an email client?? What the fuck are they doing?
Porn.
It is a personal device
Personal devices running Outlook should be rapidly deorbited