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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. (www.nytimes.com)

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

And for some reason it's always right after twenty beers

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Surely that's a coincidence. If it was the beer, how come you don't teleport a little bit after 1 beer?
My logic is infallible, and by my logic we can 100% exclude that beer has anything to do with it.

The power of deduction baby. 😋

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Bruh, you weren't drinking beers, those were glasses of Ayahuasca.