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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they were smart, they would make a bigger dish out of cement, to carry the cement.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TBF, bigger dishes would be heavier, which would slow down the line and might reduce how many hours the people in it can go.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago

Are you arguing with my all-knowing genius? Bad post, no points. Worst post trade of all time.

Now let me press this up button to punish you.