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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 1 week ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 71 points 1 week ago (10 children)

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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The (edit: second) Osaka one is just sad. Grief sucks.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago

Unless he killed her...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah the second Osaka one...

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago

Oh right, yes. Sorry.

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