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"God, you're hot" school board member Keith Ervin not removed from school board. (www.youtube.com)
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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Hi, man here. I just wanted to say that not all men are like this. But also as a man, I'd like to say there are too many men that ARE like this.

And just so everybody is clear, "too many" is any number above zero.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 10 hours ago

He should have his computer confiscated and searched. It's a cinch this fucker has a TB of CSAM in an unencrypted HD just waiting to be found.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hi, man here as well. We don't need more men apologists.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

If you make a habit of punching those adjacent to you, there will be a moment when no one is behind you for anything.