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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you Libtards up in Arms about THIS? Being a Pedophile is as American as Apple Pie!

-Republicans who show up ARMED to Children's Hospitals to PROTECT THE CHILDREN TM!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Sadly, as much as it's a joke in this commentary, it is.

We went from Lawrence King and his ring in the 80's and early 90's to Epstein in the 90's and 00's, and both were publicly and evidently connected to the highest levels of the US government. King's ring also had mysterious deaths, including the lead investigator and his son being killed in a plane crash.