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'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison (metro.co.uk)

submitted 4 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they banned face sitting porn.

Well, it kinda makes sense. If you allow people to simply watch face sitting porn from the comfort of their homes, how are they supposed to sell the public the licenses required to face sit in real life?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago

Oi mate do you got a cunnilicense for that?