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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 33 points 2 days ago (10 children)

right, all bets are off. Perhaps they're feeling overconfident from their warmongering, you know, buffed up, thus getting sloppy

[–] homes@piefed.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

well, due to Polymarket, all bets are ON... but only the privileged few know enough to make those bets.

otherwise.... enjoy the rollercoaster!

For enjoyment (not suicide) I recommend 2-3g of 20%+ cannabis and your favorite bourbon!
that's how I'm making it through my Monday!

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I just had an interview at a dispensary. I hope I get the job, not only for cheaper weed, but also cause I need a fuckin job.

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

Good fuckin luck!

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