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[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I've never seen him nor batman in the same room, but I've also never seen Batman kill people and rape children either

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 11 hours ago

Batman killed a bunch of henchmen. He just didn't kill the person ordering them around. Which is on par with him being a billionaire.