Not The Onion

21216 readers

2690 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

324

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ (defector.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

19 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 56 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Pope weak on crime just killed me

GENUINELY the village idiot is the ruler of the world. It's straight up like from some medieval Arabian folk tale or some shit

Can someone help give Humpty Dumpty a push off the ledge?

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Is he talking about the Catholic Church shielding pedo priests? Because that would be the height of hypocrisy.

[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Weak on crime Pope is easily in the top 10 of all-time Trump bangers.