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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 35 points 17 hours ago (11 children)

Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis

/seriously though, wtf

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago

Wait, that sentence has been said before? 🫪

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