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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The day (or the day after, can't remember) he visited the previous pope, the pope died.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Queen Elizabeth was immortal right? Everyone knows that. But when Lizz Truss became prime minister, the queen was like "oh blimey, I believe it best that I take my departure from this unfortunate circumstance forthwith" which is translated to peasant English "screw this shit I'm outta here". JD Vance is like a toddler Truss so if I were the pope, I'd kill myself too. I mean, you believe in God and an after life, you are the person standing between your imaginary world and reality for whoever believes in that shit. But after meeting this bozo you can't believe in a god anymore, all hope is lost, fuck this world, it has no future. "Hoc nihil est; abeo."

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Riiiiggghht, "cringe." That's what it was...