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Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon (www.9news.com.au)

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He dis it pro boner like all things Rebuplicars do with there lives: abuse woman

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spoken like a true philosopher.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I take offense to this! I AM a public masturbator, a good one at that, and I will not be shamed by association with homeless people, which I also was for four years