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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I love deathbybigsad's childhood china stories. It's like finding gems on Lemmy

Also I had a distant relative in the past who was killed by their teacher using a metal rule. Probably wasn't deliberate.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Was it a meth probability class?

Oh...oops...uh...typo?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, their teacher Walter White.

Why a mathematics probability class? "What's the probability of you dying if I strike you with this"

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 11 hours ago

Well that depends on...or...well...I guess we already thatsaid.