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Robot dogs with heads of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg roam San Francisco streets (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

cuz the dude is robot, and that's the uncanny valley you're feeling.

That or he'sa sleezey creepy billionaire.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

even llm has more soul than those

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

We might make robots that are people someday.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Might?

it's almost a certainty.

Just as soon as we get robots that can get stuffed into a woman-like body, it's going to happen. Perverts. they ruin everything.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. We could all die first, move away from rmbodied models of personhood where consciousness is rarely mostly-local, or some of the really weird scifi shit like a soup of mingling utility clouds or something.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Just use real human brains for that.