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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67674748

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558

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[–] twinnie@feddit.uk -3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

It doesn’t say anything like the headline, it just says that if you’re living for the weekend you probably don’t like your job and should find a new one.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 5 points 11 hours ago

And if everybody did that, society would utterly collapse as almost no necessary work got done.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They're saying that if you don't enjoy being exploited by billionaires enough to put the interests of the corporation before your own wellbeing, family and personal pursuits, then it means you just haven't found the right billionaire to exploit you yet.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I read the article. Where did he say "Only work for billionaires"

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 8 points 13 hours ago

In between the lines

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

It still a stupid take.