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[–] Apocalypteroid@anarchist.nexus 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A paid poop is one of life's simple pleasures

[–] billwashere@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not as big of a deal when your salary.

Except pooping at work means less people and animals to come talk to me when I’m doing it.

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago

Even when on salary pooping on company time is amazing

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I'm not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there's an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.