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[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Bring your own toilet paper. You'll still make a profit

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Im cool but i'm not so cool i can ignore hushed whispers of "that's the guy.... yea, brings his own tp, yea, weird shit"

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’ve brought my own TP for when I have to go into the office for.. forever. If I can’t be home with my bidet, I’m already in nightmare shit land. Might as well have some small comfort in my soft paper with the wavy tear lines…

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

well, nobody says shit about you, you're cool

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Likewise, you’d be fine to indulge in the niceties of the shittiverse!

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Bring a whole fresh pack of the good stuff to work and stock all the toilets. Do it once but never again.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fair nuff. Sounds like a personal battle!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

every battle is a personal battle in a way, even a real battle, like, personally i wouldn't be there

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Lmao! I hope you have a good day

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As I said in my other comment, my office actually stocks us with good enough tp I steal some almost every day for home. Haven't paid for shit tape in almost a year now.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I'm personally not a fan of TP, it's anti human as it creates a pay to poop system. After the revolution everyone will have a bidet. We will not subject ourselves to poopy butts, anymore!