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Seagal's wikipedia page reads like he's in the running for biggest shitbag actor award.
Emphasis added for clarity.
Hey man, he sometimes stands up in his latest movies.
They really are good at painting out wire work in movies these days.
I hope that's not the case. One example in this video someone posted the other day, he's doing a sex scene sat down and fully clothed. He's basically a marionette at this point.