radix

Early contender for the 2026 Ig Nobel prize.

I graduated in 2001 in a tech-adjacent field, and my first job was as a security guard making barely over minimum wage. Things get bad. Things get better.

The part where they convinced people this is a real law.

CK is just another dead soldier in his culture war, and as he's said, he only likes soldiers who don't get caught (and killed).

It's an epidemic of "how do we cut staff by 15-20% without paying millions in severance" with no regard to what it means for the company beyond the next four fiscal quarters.

People who have been sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide have a 100% rate of dying.

The security of their bank balance.

Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).

'People who spend too much time on Facebook' overlaps with 'People who need cheap lawyers.'

If humanity wants to live on another world, we will first have to terraform it to suit our biology.

Likewise, in order to spread, brain worms would need to find a suitable host to terraform the rest of the species they want to inhabit. They should encourage unhealthy behavior, sow distrust in science, and be in a position of authority.

Hypothesis: RFK Jr died years ago, and is being controlled like an undead meat puppet by brain worms looking to conquer earth.

Well they say all new tech is driven by the porn industry, so, um....