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Former Texas Chick-fil-A employee charged in $80K refund scheme using mac and cheese (www.fox4news.com)

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

where he allegedly used the restaurant’s register to ring up roughly 800 orders of macaroni and cheese trays and then issue refunds to his personal credit cards.

Jail is full of people who stuck a gun in someone’s face and posted it to facebook. Seriously, it’s mind-boggling how often people get crazy-ass long fascist jail time because they texted “yeah i did it” to somebody.

People. Don’t do it. If you gotta do crime, start an AI company.