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[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Awesome! Pretty sure by number six it was just a sad cash grab… I’m surprised anyone in production had a spare fuck left.

Not really hating, for years me and my friends watched as many of these as we could get our hands on. The first one was absolutely fantastic and terrifying —nightmares for weeks. Clive Barker‘s mind is a place I never wanna visit!

Even had a super fan with us one year that had deep background narration for the initial few scenes of opening the puzzle box.

Good shit 💩 [Grinning poo emoji! —Thanks Japan ;-)]