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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You literally didn't make sense in either comment. You're mad because I have zero clue what you're referring to?

[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I am not mad at you, I don't give a fig about you

Now the baby eating ,child-raping lizard people, them I'm mad at

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Your deleted comment suggests you were mad at me. Thanks for your help

Ps. Are the lizard people in the room with you right now?

[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The mods deleted it, not me

As I said, I don't give a fig about you

cheers

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I know all that. You still told me to "fuk off" and no one alive would be able to figure out why