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New research shows weight loss is possible without GLP-1 (www.news-medical.net)

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The article says what the drugs are in the second paragraph...

No, it's not amphetamines.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I was joking in the beginning part there. But if you knew what they were why didn't you say what they were? Now if you excuse me I need to order some tapeworms off of the dark web.